Right in the jejunum

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

lets-talk-about-sects:

antihumanism:

charlottearthistory:

‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)

The second best thing about erotic art is seeing people reject their initial reaction to it. The comments are full of people saying “oh my first thought was,” and, yeah, your first thought was right. The barbarian youth is sexually dominating the old Roman order. If you actually could get your mind out of the gutter you’d be the first animal to ever do so.

raedas:

raedas:

raedas:

you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary

the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary

hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok

mike-mills:

Beauty and the Beast (1946) dir. Jean Cocteau

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

lumpydyke:

i cant stop thinking about Scouts Ham Costume ™ from to kill a mocking bird……

she did that

ilajue:

ilajue:

ilajue:

ilajue:

ilajue:

THEY STOLE MY SHIT

SHE LITERALLY TOOK MY POST AND DANCED BEHIND IT 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I’m feeling a strange emotion ngl. baby’s first tiktok theft

gave in to the urges

lesbianomens:

i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i’m on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self’s ability to read a book a day instead